it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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