Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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