i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
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i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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