Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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