I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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