I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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