Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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