so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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