Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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