What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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