Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
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You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
soo... how was my night?
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