Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
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Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
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The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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