I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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