from now on my penis is your penis
Do vagina's smell?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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