I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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