Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
