Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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