There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
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I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
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Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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