And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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