At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
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I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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