I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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