Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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