You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
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