Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
well you can't waste a boner
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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