I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize