Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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