Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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