if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
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Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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