please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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