Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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