Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
This house was built for laser tag.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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