Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
smell my finger.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
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We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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