My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
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I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
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After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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