There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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