Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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