He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
cat food counts as protein by the way
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
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how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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