He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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