Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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