i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
