i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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