East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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