You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
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I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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