I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
