But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
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Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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