so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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