no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
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We are two peas in an std pod
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
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What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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