went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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