ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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