I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
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