problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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