if i can run in heels then i can drive
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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