Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm just crazy horny about you
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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