Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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