You surviving the open bar?
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Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
My vagina just recognized that song.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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