If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
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The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
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Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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