Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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